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FALL FROM GRACE

Somewhere along the line, many years ago, something happened to television news. I remember as a kid watching 60 minutes with my father. Even at a young age you could sense the seriousness of it. The deliberate demeanor of the journalists, the hint of excitement when the camera would follow an uncomfortable discourse between newsman and newsmaker. I even remember when 20/20 came around, a little bit cheaper version of the Wallace/Safer/Reasoner show, I thought. Then, something snapped somewhere, a vial tipped over in the lab late at night, and news began to morph into entertainment. For years it seemed the change was gradual and subtle, you didn't feel a thing. Then, like the melting ice caps, things began to happen faster, culminating, one could argue, with the advent of Reality TV. An oxymoron, in my opinion, as most of what is broadcast is clearly aimed at taking the viewer somewhere else. Reality TV may have climaxed with the opening of American Chopper, or whatever that show is, which is essentially reviewing a days work for me. Relax by watching a bunch of guys swearing, laughing, screwing things up and turning wrenches. What has become of us? And I admit, I like the show, although I find myself feeling uneasy with the fact that I am entertained by it.

Orange County Choppers is innocent enough, but the real thorn in my side for the last several years has been some of these new cable news shows. During the Natalie Holloway heyday I would marvel at the way Greta VanSustern could go on endlessly, night after night, with nothing to report, filling hour after hour. The usual line up of "experts", the live shots, all so formulaic that it borders on comedy. The public seems to eat it up, which speaks volumes about the viewing public I suppose, but all along I'm wondering...what happened to serious reporting and reportage with dignity? For anyone who is lucid, there is a very unsettling facet to this type of program. It is tragedy for sale. A missing baby, a wife murders her minister husband, a young mother drowns her babies. Whatever morbidly curious story can be spliced together into a "news" program, suddenly becomes newsworthy. Was the Natalie Holloway case newsworthy? Of course, and very, very sad as well. Did you ever get the sense that the parents themselves were used by the news outlets? I did. As soon as the story cooled, or showed no end, off to new stuff. After a while, do you not get the sense of feigned concern? I wonder if Greta got that "concerned" look surgically carved into her face.

Like all good things, there's always someone looking to make a better mouse-trap, and Nancy Grace was the latest entry. The ex-prosecutor has an aggressive, in-your-face style that was perfect for the cable venue. She can bridge the gap from anger to heartfelt sympathy, and back again quicker than a schizophrenic meth addict. With the earnest emotion of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, she sells her wares, night after night, using the same formula. Interviews with family members, the panel of experts, the live shot with the local cop. You really wonder how they do it with a straight face.

Last week, that formula went sour when Grace, in her usual venomous style, interrogated a young mother whose two-year old child had just gone missing. With her best prosecutorial style, she hammered the young woman as to why she wouldn't release details of her whereabouts on the day her child disappeared. A fair enough question, and surely the mother was a suspect given other details, but still...is this a police interview on television. Why not just film police interrogations and throw them on a channel? Nancy Grace, fully aware of the entertainment value of her approach, continued grilling, as if it were her job to conduct the investigation. Well, things took an unprecedented turn the following day when the young woman committed suicide. Could Reality TV get any better than this?

Oddly, in a cruel twist, Nancy her self was now wearing a new hat....newsmaker. The swarm of locusts usually her peers, turned mid-flight and smothered her. I do not blame her for this woman’s death. I do not celebrate the woman’s death regardless of her role in her child's fate. I do, and I'm a little ashamed to admit it, celebrate a long overdue lesson being delivered to a bunch of coyote news people who increasingly cross any line to bring us newsertainment. I am way to cynical, or pragmatic, to expect any change of substance, but maybe this event will cast a little rain on the parade. In the end, we all own a piece of it, myself included as I have watched those programs, too. I like to think of it as research. Speaking of research, when it comes to crime, let the professionals do the researching.