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THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

The Department of Defense says depleted uranium is powerful and safe and not that worrisome. Herbert Reed, 54, of Columbia, S.C. and a veteran of the Iraq War would beg to differ. Depleted Uranium (DU) may well become to the Iraq War what Agent Orange was to Vietnam. DU is the byproduct, the waste, actually, left from the process of making enriched uranium for nuclear weapons and energy plants. As a metal it is radioactive, toxic and twice as dense as lead. It is used as a coating for shells, which allows them to pierce through tank armor. Used as a coating on tanks, it protects them from artillery fire. It leaves behind a radioactive dust with a half-life of 4.5 billion years. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving.

Herbert Reed, as well as an increasing number of his fellow soldiers, has been plagued with a host of medical problems since returning from duty. A veteran of two wars and a twenty year veteran of the New York Police Department, Reed says he was in perfect health prior to his deployment to Iraq. Since returning, his gums bleed, there is blood in his urine, he had a tumor removed from his thyroid. He has severe migraines and a seemingly endless rash. His joints ache with such severe pain that he is practically unable to function. Of his team of doctors at the VA, some tell him it is all in his head while others are simply baffled. He has an arsenal of medicines he must take daily. During his stay at the VA, Reed began talking with other soldiers with similar problems who were also getting the run-around. They began to research DU on the internet.

DU was first used by the military in Iraq and Kuwait in 1991. It is estimated that 286 tons were used then. In our current war with Iraq we have used 130 tons so far. Reed, along with seven other soldiers, decided to have their urine tested overseas where the only definitive tests were available. From Germany, all seven came back positive for DU. The VA then tested the seven and, predictably, came up with negative results. This set off a firestorm of dispute regarding the test procedures.

When the medic from Reed's unit showed up with the same symptoms, he had some interesting information for Reed. They had all spent time at a place called Camp Smitty in Iraq which was an abandoned train depot that had been taken over by Dutch Marines. The camp was surrounded by tank skeletons and unexploded ordnance. They had bought radiation detection equipment and found the readings were so "hot" that the Dutch Marines opted for staying in the desert rather than live at the camp.

DU can contaminate soil and water and coat buildings with radioactive dust. So, you would think, there's probably a lot of attention getting paid to this problem. You would be wrong. The military insists that there is no substantial risk. I know, you feel better knowing that, right? The truth is, fifteen years after first being used in battle, there is but one government study monitoring veterans who were exposed. The number of soldiers in both Iraq Wars exceeds 500,000. The number of soldiers in the study? You probably guessed at least over 10,000 right? Lower..lower......a little bit lower.....no, keep going...a little more...that's right, 32. Thirty-two veterans are being monitored. Thirty-two. It took twenty-five years for the government to admit that Agent Orange did indeed cause untold death and suffering to veterans of the Vietnam War. We may be headed down a similar road.

This is not an Anti-Government rant. This is not an Anti-American rant. It's not even an Anti-War rant. It's all about how we treat our service men and women who make the ultimate sacrifice for the rest of us, and how brutally shameful that treatment sometimes is. This is exactly the kind of treatment that breeds the cynicism of government that the country is now saturated with. Can you really blame anyone? Somewhere amidst all the patriotic speeches and pep rallies we have to endure from our elected official’s lies the real truth. As a culture, as a great nation, we should all rise up and demand more for our soldiers who were lucky enough to make it home.