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THE BRADY BUNCH

Wedged tightly in between Anna and Brittany, New England Patriots superstar Tom Brady garnered a little extra-curricular press last week when it was disclosed that his ex-girlfriend, Bridgett Moynihan is expecting their child. Tom seemed to take it all in stride as he continued his Paris fling with new girlfriend, super-model Giselle Munchkin, or whatever her name is. All of this is hardly news in and of itself. Handsome guy, wealthy, and by all accounts a pretty well-rounded guy, he is an athletic superstar. It's that superstar status that brings into play the old familiar question, the worn-out question actually, of what, if any, that superstar rating bestows upon him in terms of responsibility. He has been heralded as the All-American guy and there is no question that lots and lots of young males look up to this guy. We've all heard the argument time and time again as athletes fall from grace, is there, or isn't there, an additional burden on them to serve as infallible role models for our children?

My personal opinion on the Brady Bunch is that it certainly does not set a good example. My two young sons have heard about it because they follow sports. So do I feel betrayed by Tom Brady? No, I don't take it personally. This is a parent’s opportunity to speak to their children honestly and point out what is wrong with Tom Brady's predicament. First, that like all humans, we make mistakes and what is most important in life is not that you don't make mistakes, it is how your actions in the wake that matter. In this circumstance, Tom's announcement that he and his family are "excited" about the pregnancy seems a little odd, given the circumstances, but I suppose that it is just a sign of the times. And this is the facet that is most disconcerting and demands that as a parent, you explain to your children how Tom Brady is now demonstrating why having children out of wedlock is not an optimum situation. Sure, these two have enough resources to provide this child with a lovely life, but it is this cavalier attitude about children brought into single parent homes not because of an accident or some misfortune, or even the demise of a marriage during a pregnancy, but deliberately. This discounts the importance of two-parent homes, a mother and a father, raising a child or children as a complete family.

There seems to be a trend of wealthy, single people who want a child more as an acquisition than for more traditional reasons. The Brady situation seems to fit that bill, as both parties appear delighted, and the qualification for "good father" is reduced to the timely deposition of a fat child support check. The argument has been made that it is none of our business what Tom Brady does or doesn't do, but the unavoidable fact remains that because of who he is, the end result for me is a kitchen table summit meeting with my two boys, and so, that seems to make it my business, at least in a peripheral way. There is no argument against the statistics which clearly demonstrate that traditional family structures yield a higher percentage of emotionally healthy children. So the notion of a child being part of the "must-have" list for the elite, alongside the 500 series Mercedes and the manse, is unsettling for me.

One thing for sure is that the world will not end because of Tom Brady or Brittney Spears, but these things do have some kind of cumulative social effect. The idea of family that to so many of us conjures up images of a mother, a father and a couple of kids, is rapidly evanescing before our eyes. There is no nostrum to stop it, or even slow it, for that matter, but one can't help wonder on occasion, where it will all lead. In a few generations will the traditional family structure be a thing of the past, or some kind of alternative lifestyle held to certain geographic locations, as with the Amish? If so, what does that mean for us as a culture? It may seem crazy to you, to ponder these things, but as I find myself more and more often called to emergency "family summits" at the kitchen table, I wonder how much more explaining I can do. Our table is beginning to look like a U.N. meeting, with nameplates, microphones and pitchers of water. "Who is Anna Nicole, dad? Why did Brittney shave her head, dad? Why is Tom Brady happy his ex-girlfriend is pregnant, dad?" Please, someone, kick me into the End Zone.