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ALL IN THE FAMILY

Each week I plan for a humorous column, hoping to put a smile on a few faces, but by the end of the week there will be a story, or two, or ten, that gets me so lit that I have to put off the funny stuff for another week. Beginning with the story out of Boston earlier in the week of the four year old who was kept medicated by his parents, slipped through the cracks of the Department of Social Services, and ultimately died. Interrupted by a story out of Pittsburgh, PA of a two year old placed outdoors during sub-zero temperatures so as not to disturb the "parents". The child wandered off and died of exposure. Then, the grande finale from Nashua, NH of a mother, father and ex-boyfriend who had engaged in years of abuse against four children.

My mother said "sorry, very nicely" after "drowning" me, the eight year old boy told investigators. A statement that neatly sums up the innocence of a child and even the desire to forgive. Yes, mother was very polite. The children's father, Robert Dionne, and mother Judi Dionne were arrested along with Judi's ex-boyfriend Lukeus Poirier on charges they abused the four children over a period of years. In Nashua District Court, Judge Gerald Carney upped the bail to serveral hundred thousand dollars each, in cash. Thank you, Judge Carney. These children were routinely bound and gagged with duct tape, tied to chairs, held under water and made to think they were about to drown. These were cited by the parents as disciplinary measures. There is also a sexual molestation charge against the former boyfriend. I'm not sure how that fits into the discipline category. Abuse rendered by and received by family members, and apparently, never anything seeming awry to neighbors, friends or any one else in the vicinity of this "family".

This is where I am starting to get a little confused. In Boston, the media is trouncing on the social service worker and there is certainly merit to it. The country is strung together with stories of dismal failures by state child service agencies. Let's face it, it's the Division of Motor Vehicles for children. Like any other government agency, awash in paperwork and procedure, understaffed and almost completely ineffectual in it's mission. The case worker in Boston had 29 families in his charge. Imagine trying to surveil 29 families, probably completely dysfunctional families at that, and trying to keep the kids in those families safe, never mind see that they get educated, stay healthy and hopefully move into productive adulthood in spite of their background. Sound impossible? Of course, and it is. In Nashua, just a few years ago, a child services worker was shot at point blank range and killed when he stopped to check on the welfare of one of his charges. The father, a delusional train-wreck of a person, was convinced they were coming to abscond with the child. He simply shot the worker, a father himself, in the head.

So my question is, at what point do the rest of us start to share some of the responsiblity? It is no longer enough to say..."I pay my taxes to agencies that are supposed to do this for us". It is not working. And I no longer accept the complacent chorus from friends and neighbors that nobody knew anything was wrong. The recent case of Shaun Hornbeck, the boy abducted and held for four years by Michael Devlin, was awash in reports by neighbors of "strange noises". Well?? What the hell are people waiting for? I am a parent and we have a close network of friends with children and if something were "not right" you would sense it right away. We are, more and more, as a culture, closing our shades and turning up the music so as not to see or hear anything that might warrant a response on out part, and, lacking that response, a sense of guilt or forboding that we don't want to bear. This is unacceptable.

As we immerse ourselves in the tawdry spectacle of Anna Nicole and a former Navy pilot and astronaut undergoing an emotional breakdown, the erosion of our national foundation continues undaunted. We are happy for now, most of us, as long as the weird stuff doesn't come up our street, but I submit that we all better get involved, and soon. The things that are happening to children in this country should have the our collective attention like a UFO landing on your lawn. What a shamefull mark on a great nation that we continue to accept what is occuring, indeed becoming numb to it, with no apparent resolve to change it. Anyone interested in getting involved may contact me through this website. I'm not even sure what can be done, but we must try. My children, old enough to read a newspaper, see what happened in Nashua, and asked me..."What are you going to do?" A fair enough question, don't you agree?