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ONLY DRIVEN ON SUNDAY

I guess there's a little "used-car salesman" in all of us. It must be human nature. "This beauty was owned by my brother's grandmother and she only drove it to church on Sunday." What a creampuff. So after taking delivery of this gem you realize later that the odometer's been rolled and it has a salvage title as a "flood-recovery". If you're like me, you go back to the dealer with a rocket launcher but most of us would continue on, jaded and bitter. We just seem to be hard-wired to present things in their most favorable light, and if the most favorable light isn't rosy enough, we call in lighting experts. So it is in life and these days, more than ever, in politics.

This is why last weeks "resignation" tendered by Defense Secretary Rumsfeld, comes as no particular shock in the wake of the Democratic sweep of the mid-terms. All media was, and is, abuzz with the implications and ramifications. Surely, it is flagrantly political in motivation and was a pre-determined event pending the outcome of the vote. The left is up-in-arms. The right is playing it cool. The reality is, either party, in the same position, would have done the same thing. The greatest casualty in this whole debacle will be, as it so often is, faith. Faith that our elected leaders put Country before self-interest. Faith that our worst fears about motivations behind the war are ill-founded, that it couldn't be true. The victor, last week, was cynicism.

I have long-since withdrawn any emotional investment I may have had in either political party. I say either because the Libertarian Movement doesn't really, in my estimation, qualify yet as a party. They have yet to present a strong contender in any race, let alone win one, and are similarly void of specific plans for problem-solving.

I vote. I always will I suppose. Yet I'm not usually too excited about the votes I am casting. I am left feeling hollow by both parties and American Politics in general. It has reached an all-time high, or low, depending on your point of view. For Democrats, the scent of victory wafting in the air will soon turn stale as it is time to perform and present actual solutions to the myriad of problems before our Nation. I am not hopeful. For Republicans, a well-documented return to traditional conservative values might save the day. Having had the unfortunate liability of being in office during 9/11, they have had to cope with business-as-usual as well as conceiving and implementing an entirely new world order of security and a war on terrorism. Hence, I am never too quick to criticize their performance. Much of it, most of us agree, has been dismal. Much of it has not been dismal. We will never know if anyone else could have done it better, so time spent on that subject is wasteful, in my opinion. It would be hard to argue that the world changed on Sept. 11th and the challenges that faced our Nation from that point forward was all new ground. No doubt about it.

Still, it's these events like last week that really take the wind out of my sails. I want to know that, in a time of war, our President is making staff decisions based upon job performance. It is unsettling to me to think that had the mid-terms gone the other way, Rumsfeld would still have a job and there would be a lot of back-slapping and high-living going on in the Oval Office. And yet, what is one to think? And the Democrats are just as bad, it's not a party-thing with me. It's a system-thing.

With each history-making turn like last week, cynicism grows. The public shakes its head and snorts and business continues as usual. It's well-past "becoming accepted". It is accepted. We, the taxpayers and voters, just accept that it's politics. It is corrupt and positions are sought after and held by people of low character. Power-brokers who routinely throw each other under busses to survive, who would even sacrifice soldiers to prevent a weakening of their own position. It is a damning assessment. Listening to the President last week, explaining Rumsfeld's departure as a matter-of-fact event...the result of some "long discussions"...I kept hearing that used-car guy in the back of me head.

This isn't Bush-bashing. It’s politics-bashing. Like a transgression among friends that weakens your trust in another person, it may not be the event itself, but the resultant shaken faith that is hardest to get over. It takes a long time to build trust, it takes even longer to rebuild. As our President himself once said, or should I say, tried to say..."Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."