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The "Egotesticle" T-shirt, Egotesticle definition: An overconfident nut.

Straight from the sweat-shops of Nicaragua to the comfort of your American home, 99% cotton / 1% polyester, T-shirts

Medium, Large or X-Large
$22.95 each, Includes first-class mail USPS.
$3.50 for priority delivery (2-3day)
$5.00 for next day delivery
Privacy policy: your name goes nowhere
Return Polciy: If you don't like it send it back for refund within 30 days.
Complaints: not accepted.
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"I've worn a lot of T-shirts, but this new shirt from karlfromnh.com is by far the most elegant fabric that has ever covered my flesh. Maybe it's the 1% Polyester, maybe it's the Nicaraguan attention to detail. Whatever it is, I feel 20 years younger and have noticed only minor short-term memory loss when wearing it. It's a must-have!"

Sincerely,
Bart Tinker
Wichita, Kansas