Archive for February, 2011

AS IT SHOULD BE

Monday, February 21st, 2011

Every now and again we are offered a glimpse of a more perfect world.  It’s different for everyone, but I think in every journey through life, occasionally we see something, meet someone, read something or in some other way experience small epiphanies along the way.

One of the hallmarks of the Tea Party movement is a desire for smaller government.  A governing body more representative of what many Americans interpret the original desire of our founding fathers to have been.  I don’t see how anyone could argue persuasively that we have not moved far away from that.  We can all disagree, to a degree, on what the intent of our forefathers was, when drafting the Constitution and Declaration of Independence, but it is very clear that limiting the power and scope of government was a prominent concern.

In the last two years, under the Obama administration, the tentacles of the federal government have thickened and multiplied.  The result of that effort lies before us now, and the unmitigated disaster that government-controlled health care will be is just beginning to unfurl.  These are just a few of the reasons that, last week, the State legislature in Maine gave me a small glimpse of hope.  A fleeting wisp of a more perfect world.

Last week the political powers in Maine had before them the weighty issue of whether or not to name the Whoopie Pie as the State Dessert.  Yes…the venerable Whoopie Pie, long dismissed as the pastry of “white trash” and excluded from the pastry carts at high-end beaneries all over the world.  Snorted at, and looked down upon, the calorie-laden treat, consisting of two thick wafers of chocolate cake with an enormous dollop of white, frosting-like filling between, has been discriminated against and ridiculed for decades.  Now…finally,,,thanks to a profile in political courage unrivaled in recent history, the W.P. will finally find it’s place in Maine…and American…history.  Even Amos Orcutt, President of The Maine Whoopie Pie Association…no, I didn’t make that up…is delighted with the prospect of their little cake assuming such a powerful position in the dessert world.

Laugh if you will, but hours were spent on modifications to the Bill.  First, an amendment had to be made to allow, vanilla, red velvet, and pumpkin cake to be allowed into the fold.  Naturally, many variations of the Original W.P. have been developed over the years.  Try spending a winter in Northern Maine and eventually you will be reduced to recipe experiments as a last resort activity to keep yourself from going nuts.  And so it is, a multitude of cave flavors will be accepted, but the construction of the treat, the ‘blueprint” if you will, must remain the same.

What is most heartening to me in all of this, because I don’t care for Whoopie Pies though I have nothing against them and would allow them in my home, is that finally a government body has recognized its limitations and decided to act within them.
We should all hope that this same sensibility would spread to Washington.   It’s perfect. Name the State Bird, pick a flower, go ahead and pick out a license plate theme.  Also, kick in a little for National Defense and highway maintenance and construction…but as far as the rest of it?  Pour yourself a glass of milk, have a Whoopie Pie, and get out of the way.

FIELD OF DREAMS

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Let’s just say that the recent CPAC convention was not exactly a “9″ on the Richter Scale.  The gathering of conservative political activists most always portends future political winds.  All eyes were on this year given the high stakes of the 2012 Presidential campaign for Republicans.  Mitt Romney spoke, still not admitting that he is running.  Tim Pawlenty, kind of the same.  A surprise speech by Donald Trump shook things up more than anything, served with a cherry when Trump announced that “Ron Paul can’t win an election…”.  This vibrated the room as the event is routinely stocked with hoards of Ron Paul supporters. It is one of their hat tricks and gathers no more attention than migrating geese.

The more noticeable quake came from outside the event…in the form of a just-released poll that showed President Obama beating proposed front-runners like Sarah Palin and even Mike Huckabee and not by just a little, either. One has to wonder screwed up things have to be before a pragmatist can get a foothold in this race.  The New Hampshire Primary is less than a year away.  Usually…and you’ll notice I didn’t say “normally”, things are less fluid at this point.  Something weird is happening.

At first glance, given the overwhelming win by conservatives in November, the 2012 Presidential race would seem like a given.  The economy is in shambles.  Obama has failed to come through on nearly every campaign promise.  Even the Crown Jewel…Health Care Reform…is in jeopardy and may well end up before the Supreme Court.  And yet, there is a “you go first” air about the candidate field.  There is the lingering question of whether or not the Tea Party and the Republican Party will become “one”.  Or are they “one” already?  Depends on who you ask.  Michelle Bachman insists that if you abhor the philosophy of the current administration then you are a Tea Party member.  Simple as that…and I like that call.

Still…it doesn’t appear as though it’s going to be that simple for others.  I sense a division and, worse, I see a lackluster field of hopefuls.  Romney has the failed Massachusetts Health Care Reform hanging around his neck like an albatross.  He’s got a lot of appeal otherwise, but I don’t see him getting around that.  Pawlenty?  Sharp cat. I like him a lot, but I don’t know if he’s got that “certain something” that a President really needs to have.  Magnitude.  Presence.  I don’t know exactly what it is…but it’s missing.  I want to see him get hot…lose it a little.  I want a President with a bit of a temper and who is innately impatient.

Mike Huckabee…been there, done that.  I like the guy a lot, I think he’d make a fine President.  But we have to WIN this one.  It’s not so much about liking someone this time around, I want to like what they stand for…and I want someone who can win.
I’d vote for New Jersey Governor Chris Christie in a heartbeat on style points alone…but…who knows if he’s running and he’s another one that makes me nervous in the “likelihood of winning” column.

Interested to know what you think…but as of right now…I get a lot more heat from a Marvin Gaye ballad than I got from anyone speaking at CPAC last week.

SON OF A GUN

Monday, February 7th, 2011

Hey! Son of a gun…who knew it was a breeze to purchase firearms at a gun show?  O.K…calling it “a breeze” may be a little overboard, but I think it’s pretty general knowledge that gun shows have, for a long time, been known as a place to purchase firearms with less scrutiny than at a typical gun store.  For anyone who didn’t know that, or disagrees with the premise, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg sent a task force to an Arizona gun show and they came back with some pretty revealing tape.

My first thought was…what is Bloomberg doing looking for gun show loopholes in Arizona?  To be fair, he does head up a national organization that investigates and analyzes the general problem of too many guns in the wrong hands.  The tape brought back from Arizona shows an undercover agent approaching various dealers and asking to buy a gun, while asking if there is a background check required and claiming that he “probably couldn’t pass one.”  That declaration did nothing to slow down the dealers shown in the undercover tape.  They remained ready, willing and able to sell this person a weapon.

I believe firmly in the right to bear arms.  I also believe, however, that we are negligent as a society if we do not at least examine the rather extreme amount and variety of violence we have in this country.  I think the NRA does itself a disservice when their reaction to something like the Bloomberg investigation comes in knee-jerk form.  They are always quick to overreact.  To enact some kind of limitation on firearms and their purchase and ownership, is a long way from going door to door and confiscating weapons.  This is always the extreme example that is leapt to.

On the other hand, Bloomberg’s trip to Arizona wasn’t about gun safety at all…it was political.  Just some posturing in the wake of the tragic shooting in Tucson.  Otherwise, I would think, that same task force would show up at any of a number of similar shootings that happen on a pretty regular basis around the country.  Workplace massacres barely make page 5 in the newspaper anymore. Old news.  Husbands come home and gun down an entire family.  Barely a column inch given.

Furthermore, as a culture, we seem less than enthusiastic about keeping violent people in jail.  Even the rather small percentage of violent people that are caught, and then successfully prosecuted, and then clear the hurdle of actually receiving a long-term sentence, seem somehow to find themselves back on the street.  Look no further than Worcester, Mass., just a few weeks ago, where a career criminal, paroled from a 3 consecutive life-term sentence, fatally shot a Worcester Police Department veteran during an armed robbery. I would be much more receptive to a deeper look into gun shows and who is buying weapons there, if, we had a justice system that was serious about keeping seriously violent people off of the streets. We don’t, and so investigating the sales process at gun shows seems like minutia to me.  It says, “we are serious about guns and violent crimes in America.”  Until it comes to punishment…then we’re not serious at all.

So the gun-show-loophole is a tiny piece of the equation.  It’s just a bit like examining the hinges on the barn door long after the horse is gone.  The problem isn’t the hinges, they’re just part of the door.  The problem was leaving the barn door open in the first place.